[while looking back at Mary] Lloyd Christmas: There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst! I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin... [Lloyd drives right through a red light, causing a fatal accident visible in the window] Mary Swanson: Uh, Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road please? Lloyd Christmas: Oh, yeah! Good thinking. You can't be too careful. There are a lot of bad drivers out there. Dumb & Dumber (1994) The Movie Quotes